There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way."

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things...Right now I am so far behind I will never die!

Don't question God, for He may reply: "If you're so anxious for answers, come up here."

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on

Any fool can count the seeds in an apple.
Only God can count all the apples in one seed.

God invented the computer so AA could handle its mailing list

God likes quality

God places you in the body where he wants you (so don't complain)

When you have come to the edge of all that you know and are about to step out into the darkness there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly.

God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry it's weight

God always answers our prayer. Either He changes the circumstances, or He supplies sufficient power to overcome them.

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as a recluse.

I believe that God has endowed us with sense and intellect for a reason, his crowning gift to man.

God helps those who help themselves.

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.

You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.

God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done.

God's last name is not "Dammit."

You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours!

God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God.

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

The young do not need God, and the old cannot find Him.

Some people talk about finding God - as if He could get lost.

I had a thousand questions to ask God; but when I met him they all fled and didn't seem to matter.

I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light.

God is a child who amuses himself, going from laughing to crying for no reason, each day reinventing the world to the chagrin of hair-splitters, pedants, and preachers.

If you are not as close to God as you used to be, who moved?

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
About the author:

My name is Jeffrey and I am a recovering alcoholic. I have been clean & sober since April 15, 2003. I encourage struggling with addiction to alcohol to contact me at alcohol411@aol.com